operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im holly from the hills drunk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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