I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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