She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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