PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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