I am puke
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
