Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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