Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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