Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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