Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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