you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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