I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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