I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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