last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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