wakey wakey hands off snakey
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Never joke about your clitoris.
we should paint friendship bongs
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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