I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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