His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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