i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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