Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There's always time for handjobs
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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