awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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