Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I want a musical about memes.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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