and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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