guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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