don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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