i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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