how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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