Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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