I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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