I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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