dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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