Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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