whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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