I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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