And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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