its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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