..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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