He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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