She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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