And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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