This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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