Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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