discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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