The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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