We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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