his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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