A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize