You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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