ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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