I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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