If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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