I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
