did you get engaged???
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.