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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
false alarm, still single
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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