I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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